Alex Demartino normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anusand hence become visible outside the body.[1]
do you think alex demartino ever just clses her eyes
lies back
and feels really good about who she is
i would if i was her
if demart isn’t in you r omegle interests you’re fat
one time i put a really big round red tomato in the middle of a pizza so it looked like alex demartino
but then i took the tomato off before the pizza went in the oven because it’d be really inconvenient to eat like that
also who would want to eat alex’s face anyway
johnbro isn’t canon
“she has a blog on the internet”
- the blurb to alex’s life
do you think the alex in “alex demartino” stands for alexandria
