psa if you send rude messages to alex demartino i will throw your ass down a stairs
what if alex’s future employers google her
what if they find this blog
hey alex’s future employers
you should totes give her the job
Alex Demartino normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anusand hence become visible outside the body.[1]
do you think alex demartino ever just clses her eyes
lies back
and feels really good about who she is
i would if i was her
if demart isn’t in you r omegle interests you’re fat
one time i put a really big round red tomato in the middle of a pizza so it looked like alex demartino
but then i took the tomato off before the pizza went in the oven because it’d be really inconvenient to eat like that
