mletdown

demart lit a fire

in my heart

what if alex’s future employers google her

what if they find this blog

hey alex’s future employers

you should totes give her the job

Alex Demartino normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anusand hence become visible outside the body.[1]

do you think alex demartino ever just clses her eyes

lies back 

and feels really good about who she is

i would if i was her

if demart isn’t in you r omegle interests you’re fat

one time i put a really big round red tomato in the middle of a pizza so it looked like alex demartino

but then i took the tomato off before the pizza went in the oven because it’d be really inconvenient to eat like that

also who would want to eat alex’s face anyway